Sssssssh! We`re Being The Stealth

elroy_jetson16 @ 2006-06-09T23:13:00

2006-06-09T22:14:48Z

FUCKING LIFE! THIS IS BEYOND UNFAIR! HOW CAN U DECIDE ON A LIFE? WHO IS TO SAY THE ITS UR CHOICE? AND SUDDENLY AFTER 27 YEARS WE HAVE 2 COME UP WITH AN ANSWER! I DONT NEED THIS AND ITS UNFAIR THAT I GET PUT IN THIS POSITION

elroy_jetson16 @ 2006-01-09T08:17:00

2006-01-09T08:17:40Z

Ok i think i just made one of the biggest mistakes ill make this year! ill update later but yeh FUCK!

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-12-31T17:32:00

2005-12-31T17:33:11Z

Hey people

Happy New Year, this year has had some good times and some pretty shit times but still we`ve come through it so i hope use all have a good nite and ill c u in the new year =0)

much love
xJimmyx

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-12-29T19:36:00

2005-12-29T19:37:01Z

AAAAAAhhhh its snowing baby!

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-12-25T16:27:00

2005-12-25T16:28:53Z

*blows dust off livejournal*

MERRY XMAS PEOPLE!
Hope u had a good day unlike me getting woken up at half 4 because claire fell into the christmas tree drunk and set off the alarm! bitch! anyway have a good day! I GOT THE OC SEASON 2 *swoons* sorry but Mr Brody will b mine
i am gone

goodbye
xjimmyx

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-12-04T22:17:00

2005-12-04T22:18:14Z

Ok im going to do what claires done so leave a comment and i`ll say what i really think of u, even if it hurts

just kidding
=0)
xx

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-11-30T20:12:00

2005-11-30T20:12:17Z

[A is for age:] – 17

[B is for booze of choice:] – Anything and Everything

[C is for career:] – Part Time Bakery Assistant is my job title, ballocks is what i say!

[D is for your dad's name:] - Grant

[E is for essential items to bring to a party:] –Myself

[F is for favorite song at the moment:] – If I could-The Calling

[G is for favorite game:] – Hide and Seek

[H is for hometown:] – Erskine (the bridge 1)

[I is for instruments you play:] – THE TRIANGLE lmao jking i hav no talent

[J is for jam or jelly you like:] – I dont eat jelly! i dont trust it

[K is for kids?] – Yeh i have hundreds, lil jimmy jrs running about everywhere =0)

[L is for last kiss:] - A long time ago really

[M is for mom's name:] - Frances

[N is for name of your crush ] – I dont have 1 rite now really

[O is for overnight hospital stays] – Like years ago

[P is for phobias:] - The christmas rhymne "He knows when you are sleeping" god that creeps me out

[Q is for quotes you like] – I have too many to say here

[R is for relationship] – I hate these questions! IM SINGLE OK! jesus u no soon the couple will become obsolete and it will just be single ppl just doing who and what we want! *hopefully otherwise im screwed*

[S is for snacks you like:] – Softmints! the green ones not the blue ones

[T is for time you wake up] 8:13am

[U is for underwear:] CK boxers =0P

[V is for vegetable you love:] – Vegetable?

[W is for weekend plans:] - Getting pissed...agen and trying to not black out =0)

[X is for x-rays you've had:] – I had my teeth x-rayed today and the bastard forgot the wee like lead mat thing! i could be sterile now!

[Y is for yummy food you make:] – Maccaroni and Cheese.....i dont eat any pasta or anything like that but i do make a beast mac and chesse honestly

[Z is for zodiac sign:] - Virgo *the bitch with the jug thing*

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-10-28T19:06:00

2005-10-28T18:06:24Z

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-09-15T08:09:00

2005-09-15T07:11:35Z

OMG ppl i feel so old lol, 17, y dont i just get a zimmer frame and b done with it! :( meh anyway, thats it really, oh yeh and the whole 2morrow cinema thing is off because im working not only 2nite, sat but now 2moz! shitey morrisons!!! grrrr

luv ya
xxx

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-08-21T15:32:00

2005-08-21T14:41:19Z

Your Penis Name is: El Presidente

Get your own Penis Name

Your Porn Star Name is: Big Al Rod

Get your own Porn Star Name

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-08-21T15:28:00

2005-08-21T14:28:24Z

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-08-13T19:47:00

2005-08-13T18:47:41Z

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Graeme Jamieson
Birthday:	15th September 1988
Birthplace:	Southern General, Govan
Current Location:	Erskine
Eye Color:	Blue/Green/Grey
Hair Color:	Browney Black
Height:	5"10 or something
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Left handed
Your Heritage:	I`m from a long line of Oompa Lumpa worshippers
The Shoes You Wore Today:	My Cons
Your Weakness:	Hot emo boys
Your Fears:	Being alone, pennies and frogs
Your Perfect Pizza:	Plain lol wat can i say im boring
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Hopefully get out of High School alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Thats Hot!
Thoughts First Waking Up:	OMG MY HAIR!
Your Best Physical Feature:	I dont really have one
Your Bedtime:	whenever i fall asleep lol
Your Most Missed Memory:	Being with someone
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Smoke:	Nope
Do you Swear:	Only when im like grrrr
Do you Sing:	Badly...yes!
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
Have you Been in Love:	Nope which is depressing
Do you want to go to College:	Yeh...hopefully
Do you want to get Married:	Eh not really my thing im sure
Do you belive in yourself:	Nope, i need people around me
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:	Nope
Are you a Health Freak:	Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents:	Sometimes...it depends if theyre drunk or not
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yeh.....its got the best rain
Do you play an Instrument:	Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Definetly
In the past month have you Smoked:	Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Definetly not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yeh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Cookies yes since we dont have oreos here, do we?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Hmm raw fish, i think not
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	$11 from my mums purse lol
Ever been Drunk:	Yeh, many times
Ever been called a Tease:	Yeh
Ever been Beaten up:	Nope
Ever Shoplifted:	Nope
How do you want to Die:	Cause of Death: Chinchilla Bites
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Something enjoyable
What country would you most like to Visit:	America
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Dark eyes
Favourite Hair Color:	Dark hair
Short or Long Hair:	Long
Height:	Taller than me =0)
Weight:	Not too skinny and not to big
Best Clothing Style:	Smart but casual
Number of Drugs I have taken:	None
Number of CDs I own:	20-30
Number of Piercings:	None =0(
Number of Tattoos:	None =0(
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	13 things
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-08-06T21:34:00

2005-08-06T20:34:16Z

What Disney Princess Are You? by xsoimpossiblex
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Princess

Quiz created with MemeGen!

I luuv the lil mermaid, im all happy now lol

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-08-04T10:53:00

2005-08-04T09:54:53Z

Anyone fancy going to the cinemas on monday, either as a treat for doing so well or commiserations for doing so badly in the exams?

Message me people!

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-08-02T11:18:00

2005-08-02T10:18:25Z

Your Stripper Info by radioface
first name
age
Stripper Name:	Paris
Specialty:	spinning around on the pole
Customers say:	"She's way too hot to strip"

Quiz created with MemeGen!

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-07-12T11:52:00

2005-07-12T10:53:44Z

WOOHOO! JUST PURCHASED MYSELF A WEEKEND TICKET FOR T IN THE

PARK NEXT YEAR! **does lil dance** I CANT WAIT IT WILL B A TOTAL RIOT

WELL THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-07-10T14:04:00

2005-07-10T13:14:05Z

1. Pick 10 movies that mean a lot to you and choose one cap from each movie.
2. Post those caps in your LJ and screen all comments.
3. YOUR FRIENDS HAVE TO GUESS WHICH MOVIES YOU CHOSE!
4. No looking at my user info or cheating in any other way.
5. You don't have to guess all 10 of them to comment!

Happy guessing! xx

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-07-10T13:41:00

2005-07-10T12:46:18Z

Hey ppl
ok a couple of things i need you all to do for me!
1. Is send me all ur mobile nuumbers, my crappy fone is like being the biggest bitch rite now and has decided to lose every1 in my fonebook and smart ass me never wrote any of them down so i have no numbers in my fone andi finally got credit so u can see my predicament! **funny word**

2.Who wants to do something this week, i was gonna try and organise something like going ice skating then going to the cinema or something like that, make a day of it because well i am totally bored and ive got a WHOLE WEEK OFF WORK! woohoo! lol so yeh there we go so whos up for it?? come on i no u want to!

3. Does anyone know the song from "The Goodbye Girl" episode of the oc when anna is leaving at the airport? i have been trying to find it for ages and i cant! so annoyed so yeh help ppl!

ok i no this aint a proper update but im in a hurry! im making fairycakes!**any1 says a word they r getting punched!** so yeh

bye luv ya
xx

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-07-07T12:12:00

2005-07-07T11:12:28Z

A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP.
THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON
THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD"
WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE
AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD,
IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING
THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED
TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.
I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE
IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.
BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.
EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER
THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A
STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.
SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND
THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE
AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER
FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED.
IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS
SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!
DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.

YOUR SON, JOHN

P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK (CENTER DRAWER.)

I LOVE YOU!

PS:CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-07-03T23:03:00

2005-07-03T22:05:54Z

Fill this out!

( )Napoleon Dynamite
(x)Saw
(x)White Noise
( )White Oleander
(x)Anger Management
(x)50 First Dates
(x)Jason X
(x)Scream
(x)Scream 2
(x)Scream 3
(x)Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
(x)Scary Movie 3
(x)American Pie
(x)American Pie 2
(x)American Wedding
(x)Harry Potter
(x)Harry Potter 2
(x)Harry Potter 3
(x)Resident Evil I
(x)Resident Evil 2
(x)The Wedding Singer
( )Little Black Book
(x)The Village
(x)Donnie Darko
( )Lilo & Stitch
(x)Finding Nemo
(x)Finding Neverland
(x)13 Ghosts
(x) Signs
(x)The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x)White Chicks
(x)Butterfly Effect
(x)13 going on 30
(x)I Robot
(x)Dodge ball
(x)Universal Soldier
(x)A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x)Along Came A Spider
(x)Deep impact
( )KingPin
(x)Never Been Kissed
(x)Meet The Parents
(x)Meet The Fockers
( )Eight Crazy Nights
(x)A Cinderella Story (Chad Michael Murray!, of course! =p)
(x)The Terminal
(x)The Lizzie McGuire Movie **hangs head in shame**
( )Passport to Paris
(x)Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(x)Final Destination
(x)Final Destination 2
(x)Halloween
(x)The Ring
(x)The Ring 2
( )Harold & Kumar (white castle)
(x)Practical Magic
(x)Chicago
(x)Ghost Ship
(x)From Hell
(x)Hellboy
(x)Secret Window
(x)I Am Sam
(x)The Whole Nine Yards
(x)The Day After Tomorrow
(x)Child's Play
(x)Bride of Chucky
(x)Ten Things I Hate About You
(x)Just Married
(x)Gothika
(x)A Nightmare on Elm Street
(x)Sixteen Candles
(x)Bad Boys 2
(x)Joy Ride
(x)Seven (SE7EN)
(x)Oceans Eleven
(x)Oceans Twelve
(x)Identity
(x)Lone Star
(x)Bedazzled
(x)Predator I
(x)Predator II
(x)Independence Day
(x)Cujo
( )A Bronx Tale
(x)darkness Falls
(x)Christine
(x) ET
(x)Children of the Corn
(x)My boss' daughter
(x)Maid in Manhattan
( )Frailty
( )Best bet
(x)how to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x)She's All That
(x)Calendar Girls
(x)Sideways
(x)Mars Attacks
(x)Event Horizon
(x)Ever after
(x)Forrest Gump
(x)Big Trouble in Little China
(x)X-men 1
(x)X-men 2
(x)Jeepers Creepers
(x)Jeepers Creepers 2
(x)Catch Me If You Can
(x)The Others
(x)Freaky Friday
(x)Reign of Fire
(x)Cruel Intentions
(x)The Hot Chick
(x)Swimfan
( )Miracle
(x)Old School
(x)Ray
(x)The Notebook
(x)K-Pax
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x)A Walk to Remember
(x)Boogeyman
(x)Hitch
( )Back Door Sluts 9
(x)The Fifth Element
(x)Star wars episode I
(x)Star wars episode II
(x)starwars episode IV
(x)Star wars episode V
(x)star wars episode VI
(x)Troop Beverly Hills
(x)Swimming with Sharks
(x)Trainspotting
(x)The Patriot
( )People under the stairs
( )Blue Velvet
(x)Sound of music
(x)Parent Trap
(x)The Burbs
( )SLC Punk
(x)Meet Joe Black
( )Wild girls
(x)A Clockwork Orange
( )The Order
(x)Spiderman
(x)Spiderman 2
(x)Amelie
(x)Mean Girls
(x)Shrek
(x)Shrek 2
(x)The Incredibles
(x)Collateral
(x)The Fast & The Furious
(x)2 Fast 2 Furious
(x)Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
(x)Closer
(x)The Sixth Sense
(x)Artificial intelligence
(x)Love actually
( )Shutter
(x)Ella Enchanted
(x)Princess diaries 1
(x)Princess diaries 2
(x)Constantine
(x)Million Dollar Baby
( )Envy
(x)Eurotrip
( )Malibu's Most wanted
(x)Big Daddy
( )Black Sheep
(x)the breakfast club
(x)American Beauty
(x)Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
(x)The Big Kahuna
(x)Dude, Where's My Car?
(x)Dirty Dancing
(x)Garden State
(x)Grease
(x)The Italian Job

omg ive seen way too many movies and theres still hundreds more ive cn that aint on there! whoops lol so yeh erm bye x

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-07-02T17:15:00

2005-07-02T16:15:53Z

What Icons are for you? by ladyallie
Username
Favourite Colour
Sex
Your Love icon is...
Your Sad Icon is...
Your Happy Icon is...
Your Angry Icon is...
Your Food Icon is...
Your Animal Icon is...
Your Random Icon is...
Your Cartoon Icon is...
Your Sexy Icon is...

Quiz created with MemeGen!

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-05-30T20:54:00

2005-05-30T19:54:55Z

You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
brought to you by Quizilla

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-05-27T12:14:00

2005-05-27T11:14:18Z

WOOHOO My LJ is 6 months old 2day lol!

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-05-27T11:52:00

2005-05-27T10:52:29Z

Which movie? by travel_crazy
Username
Favourite colour
You belong in
And your co-star should be	thexgoodbyegirl

Quiz created with MemeGen!

elroy_jetson16 @ 2005-05-18T22:44:00

2005-05-18T21:44:16Z

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	breath taking
Your hugs are...	friendly
Your eyes...	twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is...	irresistable
Your smell is...	beautiful
Your smile is...	hypnotising
Your love is...	one of a kind