FUCKING LIFE! THIS IS BEYOND UNFAIR! HOW CAN U DECIDE ON A LIFE? WHO IS TO SAY THE ITS UR CHOICE? AND SUDDENLY AFTER 27 YEARS WE HAVE 2 COME UP WITH AN ANSWER! I DONT NEED THIS AND ITS UNFAIR THAT I GET PUT IN THIS POSITION
Happy New Year, this year has had some good times and some pretty shit times but still we`ve come through it so i hope use all have a good nite and ill c u in the new year =0)
MERRY XMAS PEOPLE! Hope u had a good day unlike me getting woken up at half 4 because claire fell into the christmas tree drunk and set off the alarm! bitch! anyway have a good day! I GOT THE OC SEASON 2 *swoons* sorry but Mr Brody will b mine i am gone
[B is for booze of choice:] – Anything and Everything
[C is for career:] – Part Time Bakery Assistant is my job title, ballocks is what i say!
[D is for your dad's name:] - Grant
[E is for essential items to bring to a party:] –Myself
[F is for favorite song at the moment:] – If I could-The Calling
[G is for favorite game:] – Hide and Seek
[H is for hometown:] – Erskine (the bridge 1)
[I is for instruments you play:] – THE TRIANGLE lmao jking i hav no talent
[J is for jam or jelly you like:] – I dont eat jelly! i dont trust it
[K is for kids?] – Yeh i have hundreds, lil jimmy jrs running about everywhere =0)
[L is for last kiss:] - A long time ago really
[M is for mom's name:] - Frances
[N is for name of your crush ] – I dont have 1 rite now really
[O is for overnight hospital stays] – Like years ago
[P is for phobias:] - The christmas rhymne "He knows when you are sleeping" god that creeps me out
[Q is for quotes you like] – I have too many to say here
[R is for relationship] – I hate these questions! IM SINGLE OK! jesus u no soon the couple will become obsolete and it will just be single ppl just doing who and what we want! *hopefully otherwise im screwed*
[S is for snacks you like:] – Softmints! the green ones not the blue ones
[T is for time you wake up] 8:13am
[U is for underwear:] CK boxers =0P
[V is for vegetable you love:] – Vegetable?
[W is for weekend plans:] - Getting pissed...agen and trying to not black out =0)
[X is for x-rays you've had:] – I had my teeth x-rayed today and the bastard forgot the wee like lead mat thing! i could be sterile now!
[Y is for yummy food you make:] – Maccaroni and Cheese.....i dont eat any pasta or anything like that but i do make a beast mac and chesse honestly
[Z is for zodiac sign:] - Virgo *the bitch with the jug thing*
OMG ppl i feel so old lol, 17, y dont i just get a zimmer frame and b done with it! :( meh anyway, thats it really, oh yeh and the whole 2morrow cinema thing is off because im working not only 2nite, sat but now 2moz! shitey morrisons!!! grrrr
Hey ppl ok a couple of things i need you all to do for me! 1. Is send me all ur mobile nuumbers, my crappy fone is like being the biggest bitch rite now and has decided to lose every1 in my fonebook and smart ass me never wrote any of them down so i have no numbers in my fone andi finally got credit so u can see my predicament! **funny word**
2.Who wants to do something this week, i was gonna try and organise something like going ice skating then going to the cinema or something like that, make a day of it because well i am totally bored and ive got a WHOLE WEEK OFF WORK! woohoo! lol so yeh there we go so whos up for it?? come on i no u want to!
3. Does anyone know the song from "The Goodbye Girl" episode of the oc when anna is leaving at the airport? i have been trying to find it for ages and i cant! so annoyed so yeh help ppl!
ok i no this aint a proper update but im in a hurry! im making fairycakes!**any1 says a word they r getting punched!** so yeh
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE NEED. IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!! DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
YOUR SON, JOHN
P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN MY DESK (CENTER DRAWER.)
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omg ive seen way too many movies and theres still hundreds more ive cn that aint on there! whoops lol so yeh erm bye x
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